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Netflix

netflix.com

85/100
Excellent
"The gold standard of streaming sites — clean, fast, and laser-focused on one thing: getting you to watch more."
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LinkedIn

linkedin.com

58/100
Not Bad
"A resume database that convinced itself it was a social network, and now nobody is sure what it is anymore."
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Craigslist

craigslist.org

31/100
Needs Work
"Looks like it was last updated when dial-up internet was still a personality trait."
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Notion

notion.so

79/100
Excellent
"Beautifully designed for people who want to organize their life instead of actually living it."
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Amazon

amazon.com

62/100
Not Bad
"Somehow the world's biggest store looks like it was designed by someone who has never heard of whitespace."
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Apple

apple.com

94/100
Excellent
"If minimalism had a website, it would sue Apple for plagiarism and lose."
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