✦AI-Powered Website Roasts

Your website is getting grilled.

Paste your URL. Get a brutally honest, AI-powered breakdown of what's working, what's broken, and what's embarrassing.

Free • No signup required • Results in ~30 seconds

What Gets Roasted

Our AI judges your website across 6 ruthless categories

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First Impression

What users think in the first 3 seconds. Is your value prop clear or confusing?

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Design & Visual Hierarchy

Spacing, typography, colors, layout. Does the eye know where to go?

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Copy & Messaging

Is your writing clear and human, or corporate word soup that says nothing?

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Call to Action

Is it obvious what users should do? Are your CTAs visible and compelling?

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Mobile & Performance

Does this actually work on a phone? Any obvious performance red flags?

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Trust & Credibility

Social proof, testimonials, professional photos. Would you trust this with your credit card?